Just Because I'M Fat

“Just because I’m fat”. Just because I’m fat… Doesn’t mean you are all that, Or that I’ll do aerobics on a mat, Hey, some fat people are cool, ya heard, Like Big Boy, Edwin Frank Hoff, the third! Just because I’m fat… Doesn’t mean I want to get skinny, It’s like my home dog Pooh bear, who’s name is Winnie, I know one day, I can get there – I can, And then all the chicks will praise the FAT man! Just because I’m fat… Doesn’t mean y’all can hate, Because for some, fat is their fate, All you posers, just remember one thing, It’s never over ‘til the fat people sing! Just because I’m fat… there’s nothing wrong with that!