Is It Just Me?

I wonder if I'm crazy, It seems as though I am I'm puzzled by so many things Like what makes grape jelly different from grape jam? Or how anyone could have such low self-esteem, To let their dumb commercials run Are we to follow the dinosaurs? And disappear beneath the sun? Or how I could be so brain-dead To find in my refrig, Some food from the time of the reign of Ramses, How could I be so dumb? The very thought, it scares me, Makes my mind go numb. Everything I buy or own, I seem to lose real quick, Is there a brain tumor inside me? Or am I just mentally sick? Too caught up in great thoughts? Or just too gosh darn thick? Sometimes I I find I wander Into a room, and can't remember why Is this for people normal? Or did my brain just fry? I guess there's no good reason, To worry about things like this, Sometimes your brain's on target Sometimes it just can't help but miss.