Instant Procrastination - From Proctile Gambler

When used as directed, proven to be clinically effective on some of the following conditions: term papers & science projects, monthly bills & quarterly reports, Christmas shopping, pregnancy tests, motor vehicle inspections & oil changes, diet & exercise programs, campaign finance reform, colonoscopies, learning second languages & musical instruments, vacations of your dreams, changing careers, getting married & having children, changing smoke alarm batteries, cleaning out closets, garages, basements, junk drawers & attics, shoveling driveways & walkways, doing something that really makes a difference in the world. Satisfaction all but guaranteed to result in continued use of product. (If your symptoms persist, consult someone who actually gets things done.)