Incident In An Iowa Cornfield

Before it is posted on Facebook and everyone knows I peed in an Iowa cornfield at the beginning of some rows. It was an absolute necessity under direst of circumstance My brother took the picture showing my unique little dance. And, no, I don’t make a habit of that sort of unseemly activity But when “you gotta go, you gotta go,” a traveling man’s proclivity. So, when you see my backside with front facing those rows of corn Be very thankful I was clothed, not posed like the day I was born! And since the photograph does not show my face full frontal I can always deny the whole incident with a thorough disgruntle. written August 23, 2021