I'M Hungry

I really want food Tis such a big mood. I check the cupboard, There is nothing, how absurd! My belly groans and aches I rather jump in the freezing cold lakes! I could go feral and fish with my hands, I could even go for one of my own best lads! I don't condone cannibalism usually, But it'll just be one bite, totally! Please can you give me some food to your fellow lad? I would be oh so thankful and glad.