I'M Going To Be a Rap Star

That's it I've had it Tired of being ignored with a wink on the side I'm tired of being told what old men should do Going to start taking life on the flea..or is that the fly I'm going to hit the streets of the city And be known as that cool guy that raps After I add a tad bit more Poligrip So my dentures can get down with that I'll get me a ball cap and turn it sideways My pants already hang down past my crack I'll even learn the latest catch phrase Like, Hey dude..what's up wit dat?! Think I'll even rhinestone my walker For that little extra bling, bling They'll say check out that crazy rapper daddy-o Man that cat can really swing I'll keep the lyrics clean like I do my diaper That's why I bring my nursie with me After all she's a wonderful wiper Don't worry I pay the extra wiping fee I'll also get her to hold up the cue cards Since my memory over the years has waned No longer to be known as that old white cracker Beating JZ at his own game I'll get jiggy with it every chance I get As I fizizzile my way to the top I'll be bigger than that guy with the candy name That young whipper snapper will melt in the hands of this rapping GrandPop