Ikea Assembly

Do you ever think about film characters in the realms of reality? Think about someone like Grima Wormtounge making Saruman a pot of tea? What about the eye of Sauron trying to find someone to play monopoly or Frodo, giving the ring to Gollum so he can go just home for tea? Ever think about the characters with their nail clippers, getting waxed or brushing their teeth? Imagine Rambo with a lawnmower that’s gone faulty? Or what about The Terminator assembling IKEA furniture quietly? Ok, try to picture Deadpool trying to find something to wear to a fancy dress party. What about the ‘man with no name’ listening to the payment options for a flat-screen TV? Now, what about James Bond getting pissed on your settee or Jason Bourne, bag in hand, waiting to see if the dog just wanted a pee? Do you ever think of film characters in the realms of reality or is it just me?