I Wore White After Labor Day

I was so scared that my hair turned gray. All because I wore white after Labor Day. I was so scared that I damn nearly died of fright. People became violent and I was forced to fight. People were enraged just because I decided to wear white. They kicked and punched me and some would even bite. People kicked my butt on a regular basis and I had quite a scare. I was so frightened that I constantly had to change my underwear. I got my share of bruises, broken bones and cuts. An elderly lady even shoved her foot up my butt. When it was all over, I was amazed that somebody didn't have to call my next of kin. If I live to be a hundred, I swear that I'll never wear white after Labor Day again.