I Can't Believe I Thought That

I can't believe I thought that. Where did it even come from, oh god I feel like a rat. I mean it just came out of nowhere Waiting by, minding my own business then boom! I swear. Jeez, I hope no one heard what I said Wait, people can't read minds, at least I'd like to believe that instead Oh jeez I hope no one can read minds, my inner voice is bad enough If someone heard my thinking they'd make my face look rough Okay shoot, know I have to hide but where In a bush, in my house, hmmmm, in a Farris Wheel at the county fair Oh man oh man oh man, that's it I have to change my name Wonder what sounds cool though Anything but James I mean, I cant just be an open target like this or someone might eavesdrop near Wait a minute, I'm on the toilet, no one's here. Good lord that's a relief I'm alone and cozy with my thoughts Now no one will know that I hate big feet or that I think the government are robots