I Am No1poet

I must confess I cannot write a good poem So I asked for advice from my best friend Jerome if you have done the following then you would have passed the test I guarantee you will be No1 poet, you will be the best Ok, have you ever received a clap from you mom across the head? And stuffed you mouth and nose with half-chewed brown bread? Ever been rushed to hospital with a pencil stuck in your ear? That penetrated you brain that the x-rays showed clear? So I lay on my bed and reflected on what he said So much information in my head I know when I write other poets will dread As his inspiration, seem so clear-cut and bold Thanks to my friend Jerome who is six year old.