Horse Play

Horse play I bucked the cowboy off in the hay This is a game that horses just love to play He rolled up into great big old pile His anger I did most certainly rile He got to his feet and reached for my reigns And spat out an ugly comment about my brains Since he was calling me a big dumb brute I planted my hoof on his cowboy boot I watched his eyes roll around in his head What he yelled will remain unsaid I was starting to admire this big tough guy But I still reached over and bit him right in the thigh When I pulled and heard his bluejeans rip I let go of my toothy grip I bumped him hard with my right shoulder He was now an awfully pitiful looking drover Now that I've finished what I had begun I was thinking the life of a cow horse can be so much fun By Mike Francis