Honey Boo Boo Where Are You

I live in North East Florida That's just a hop, skip, and a jump From the land known as Georgia Where "Honey Boo Boo" once held court with her mom If'n you never knew "Honey Boo Boo" You're in for a treat or more than one She was a multi car train wreak That you couldn't turn your bugged eyes away from First let me explain the state of Georgia So this family ya'll will understand Not long ago they re-dirted both paved roads Said progress was getting way out of hand So with that said and done son With formalities out of the way Lets turn our attention back to our star attraction And see what all she had to say Her fame started out on Toddlers & Tiaras Reality shows we all seem to love From The Crazed Housewives to The Kardashion's America can not get enough And since it's on T.V. it's gotta be true Did you ever try her drink sensation Of Red Bull and Mountain Dew, she liked to call "Go Go Juice" It'll put hair on your derriere for extra pad in relaxation And who wouldn't want to see a six year old With that kind of Hellacious Buzz What went through my mind when I looked at it was Ahhh, Redneck Motherly Love So now do you redneckonize her Where all I just said is quite true A dolla used to make her holla! I sure miss "Honey Boo Boo" on the Boob Tube As I'm sure all of you do too...