Holy Diluted Cold Water

holy diluted cold water did you see that there its, little grandma mini streaking, in her Sunday's best tighty-whitie underwear come on now lets catch her quick before, she completely lose it or she strips right out of her JCpenney sundaies brand new underwear oh! my, someone get grandpa well! I think he's still in the Crapper grandpa, just sitting on the can hold-en a beer in one hand and a fly swatter in thee other say-en she come home when she good, and ready or she gets mighty hungry so we grab a sheet off the old washing line and dash left to the right right to the left right down the old dirt street lucky for me and cousin Jeb her old knee injury slowed her down made her stop and take a breath we all most had her but dam if she isn't faster than catfish trying to jump off the line she moved so fast it looked like she was doing movements in movie time like some kind of ninja but after 20 minutes me and cousin jeb just sat down in the grass and grandma just laugh and the moral of the story is if grandma goes a streaking wait 20 minutes before you go a seek-en and happy de va ju to you too... (a tribute to Jeff Foxworthy)