Hell's New Torment

When I died, i arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned. Satan is using a new kind of torture, people are no longer being burned. It's a rotten, terrible and cruel thing for Satan to do. Now he tortures people by forcing them to watch the new Doctor Who. I did some really bad things while I was on Earth and now I'm in Hell because of what I did. I'm being forced to watch the new Doctor Who and I can't look away or even close my eyelids. I've always known that Adolf Hitler was evil but I was wrong when I thought that he's tough. He screams like a little b**** as he watches the new Doctor Who TV show, it's pretty rough. While I was on Earth, I was a liar, a thief and a despicable thug. Now I'd do anything if I could receive a blindfold and earplugs. As I'm being forced to watch the new Doctor Who, I scream and cry. I didn't know that such a bad thing could happen when a person dies. I'll tell people on Earth how to avoid my fate instead of just giving them a hint. They'd better be on their very best behavior because Hell has a new torment.