Grandma Tells A Story

Alright everyone, quiet please! May I tell a tale, I have the perfect story! Well then sit....cause I'm going to.... Pull up a chair, or on the floor, that will do. I'm elderly now as things are reckoned, and I may just forget in the next second. So hurry up! Find a seat. Be quiet and listen… I'll begin when I have your full attention. Bring me some water to wet my whistle. I sure do get dry when I say a mouth full. Thank you, my boy! Hey, are you my grandson? Well, quickly, sit down since I haven't begun. Where is the girl who made these treats? I'll just have one while you settle your seats. A cup of tea would not go a miss… the bitter with sweet is hard to resist. Now as I was saying…what was that my dear? Let me turn up this aide so I can hear. Tell you a story? That's why your all sittin’ round me? Well I'll have to think of one…now, let me see…”