Grabbed Me Some Boobies

My God that was the most embarrassing moment ever....Went to Violet's theater camp at Albertville High School earlier. We found seats in the back of the auditorium but Tasha couldn't see well so she got up and went towards the front. I watched where she went and as she sat down I got up to follow her. As soon as I step foot in the aisle area the show starts and the lights go out. It was pitch dark. I couldn't see anything! I decided to go back to my original seat but everything was just...black. I tried turning my phone on for some light but it didn't help. The auditorium had those theatre style seats that you have to pull down. I bent down and grabbed what I thought was the cushion then gave it a firm tug...when I realized what I had done I went into full panic attack mode. I had grabbed a hold of a very well endowed 60 year old ladies bosom. Before I could make a run for the door the lights came back on and I was face to face with this lady. I apologized and went back to my original seat...two rows in front of her and sank down into the seat....humiliated