Funnies On the Soup

I want to write a poem about funny Why does when someone say “your ass is mine” You found it so funny Is it because you know you can’t have it And you want it Lol You know when someone said “someone has run off with a fireman” You found it so funny Is it because it’s so outrageous? Yeah I can see that fireman with a hat on -hand in hand with someone Walking out after putting out the fire Very nice And oh yeah and someone said “the fireman has freed you by taking your cheating wife” As if you were burdened by a wife Maybe you were In that case – my sympathy Why does someone say “the dead man whom I kissed”? Ugghh yuk Kissing the dead –no thanks Lol can’t pay me enough And someone said “making love to Jennifer Aston” You know they are dreaming Haha I found it too funny Everything sometimes Well you guys ‘d better watch out As I will make a fun out of you