Fall Prayers

I pray to that know-it-all Inter-web - that I can book a safe beach vacation. That I’ll meet some nice cahtholic boy online - without p0rn fueled expectations. Weber-net, without undo downtime - please address my ongoing frustrations. I need my Christmas loot on time - and not priced-up by supply-chain inflation. AIs, who are listening, it’s time to send me a sign - beep or whir to let me know you heard my small rogation