Exhausted Pipe

My neighbor has a new boyfriend most every night he arrives in his little black sports car to pick up his glittery prize. His little black sports car has a big exhaust pipe... that wakes me up most every night. Sometimes he parks his little black sports car in front of my mailbox- He's pretty buff and has a mean little face and I'm too old to resist. They've been together for about 6 months I'm praying that their relationship crumbles. I'm hoping she meets a skinny guy with a muted car who doesn't park in front of my mailbox. I must admit that her long legs are the perfect fit for a little black sports car with the midnight grin.