Excuses

I forgot. I didn't understand. Those aren't my shoes. My name is not Stephon, it's Henry. I don't ski. I have the flu. How was I suppose to know that was your carpet? No, that's not my dog. Do I look like I wanna be in Cuba? The reason I ate the last truffle was because I bought them myself. It's not my fault I'm angry! You got me this way! I certainly didn't know about the volcano. Do I look like a scientist to you? You peed on me first. I didn't say that. I have a headache. I wasn't listening. You weren't listening. I don't know. I'm color-blind. - Matt Caliri