Espousing Irreverent Greed

Espousing irreverent greed Passive stance, but aye agreed and did promise to pledge troth faster than greased lightning airspeed once the missus temporarily ceased menarche regarding monthly bleed became in family way with child thee eldest, whom one day may breed, when permanently settled or opting out begetting offspring, alluded daughter much more mature, cuz parent trap truly ensnared me, and I nearly capsized manning figurative prairie schooner, I captained poorly barely surviving emotionally analogously shipwrecked existence I must forthrightly concede. Unlike das papa, first born proactive taking preventative measures to avoid begetting offspring with college manual, she carefully plots being masterfully persevering enroute to notch curriculum vitae with two additional years of schooling University of Pennsylvania degreed well self groomed for succeeding at aforementioned Ivy League years before taking advanced placement courses at Harriton High School yielding to positive advisory feedback, she wisely did heed shipshape smarts anchors ahoy mate passed academic challenges with flying colors well seasoned life, yes indeed. Wherefore sexually reckless behaviour, though I eventually wed future mother housing zygote, nevertheless did bungle responsibilities to exponential powers of ten - experienced challenges to exceed capacity of yours truly to handle whacking thru jungle of lady love until...making head way verboten fruit fricasseed essentially purring kitty I petted and proceeded to feed pitched, hitched, ditched libido in throes of monkish celibacy, procreating analogous to filigreed custom made jewel of denial, bubbling self cleaning oven, plus compelled tug get willy freed after being soused asthma gumweed glommed, where male member tiptoed thru tulips playing ukulele playing biological equivalent risque business "Russian roulette" pregnancy eventually guaranteed. Unlike me wily willy cocked, limp bizkit primed to hawk kitty then future spouse did not intercede once peppy begged, connived, to forego birth control and test virility attested, claimed, ejaculated, et cetera arousal without prophylactics keyed sowing wild oats courtesy yours truly didst adeptly beg, burrow, knead testosterone totally tubular lil trouser snake did proceed letting call of wild take lead tube steak king claim for fatherland heady after slurping boot legged mead stifled unnatural prime mate years pent up sexual urge, thus did supercede. Thence sore relief yours truly did need for swearing against wearing raincoat at seminal moment blithely releasing seed subsequent expense imposed on fecund counterpart with snoop doggy dogg speed generating prickly heat inducing ***** fied stampede appetite for reproduction struggling with common sense (particularly lacking gainful employment) raising and supporting young ones incurred courtesy one or more progeny needs and wants of offspring, who sprouted like loco crazy weed, as greater demands imposed on their mama and papa.