Emergency Meeting of Flat Earth Society

Called meeting of Flat Earth Society The Enclosed Earth theory must refute As well Hollow Earth theory to dispute and that dag nab round earth futility It's clear as dirt we must confute That old thingamajig gravity Which with not our abacus compute So how can we on an earth agree Such a problem the enclosed earth theory, Where we are all living in a Truman Show, And of the hollow earth so very weary, To this silliness in the trash throw. Then all scientists and fools will flock To see us clinging to this flatty rock.