Dress Up For Grownups

* for "Halloween Costume" contest sponsored by SKAT* Oh I've had many wacky costumes through the years Just to show folks nothing is as it appears! Once I dressed as a pirate and wore videos A cable wire necklace and swashbuckler clothes I was a video pirate and some people guessed When they saw vcr tapes in my treasure chest Another time I had antennae and big wings Dressed like a gypsy with my necklaces and rings I was a gypsy moth,not many even knew They'd stare at me and laugh but didn't have a clue And sorry to say but once I was a pregnant nun Irreverent,I know,but it was so much fun! When all else fails and you are kind of in a hurry Here's a last minute one so you don't have to worry Put P on a t-shirt,blacken up one eye You'll be a black-eyed pea,it's good for a stand-by! I've been a box of Kleenex and a trophy wife And all the normal,boring things you see in life But being a creative soul I've tried to be At Halloween something you don't usually see!