Disney Princess Cruise

The Disney Princesses went on a cruise. Cinderella lost one of her shoes. Ariel could not find her legs. Wendy was chased by a pirate on pegs. Mulan’s sword was stolen by the Hun. One of Snow White’s dwarfs had run off with a nun. It was a dour day for the princesses, in fact. They could barely clap for the cruise’s nightclub act. Made up of a witch pricking her finger on a needle. They gasped and screamed, it was a tweedle-be-deedle. This is the last cruise I will attend, Snow White said. She and Sleeping Beauty both felt a sudden dread. Come on! Said Tiana, there are always cute frogs. Lurking around in these balmy Caribbean bogs. But an alligator got her, so she turned sad too. It was a bust, this Disney cruise orchestrated by Ballou.