Deep Thoughts Not By Jack Handy

I suppose it wouldn't be that bad to star in a cheesy tv show if the show was about cheese. Careful what you order in the Korean noodle shop. It might arrive with mayonnaise on top. Why are there no great InCel stand-up comics? And people say feminists aren't funny. Ever heard of "Story Mapping"? Apparently it's a cult thing. A box of air for which people pay money. "Come meet Baby Kim!" said the invite. Brought little knitted slippers. Turned out it was a kimberly monitor lizard. Maybe covid virus can be spread by our ears. Do not go out without earplugs! Also, do not drop your pants in public. I thought I saw Johnny Depp downtown, wearing a girly hat. But it was Jennifer Tilly.