Dead Roach Activity

The dead roach with its upended crinkly legs has been lying in the windowsill for at least four weeks. I would get rid of it, except... nothing has amused me for years half as much as people's horrified reactions when they notice her. This poor ugly black dead thing. I have decided to have a tiny plaque made, and a little glass coffin. I will put her into the coffin, and glue my "snow white" plaque on the side, ever so sweetly. I will caution the taxidermist to make sure the legs remain up, as it is the cutest thing. I will then pay him to stuff and stand seven little dead flies or ants. His choice. I will put little hats and vests on them and label them too. Grumpy will really look grumpy. This will bring the dead roach to a whole new level. It might even embarrass the custodian, but as she clearly has not noticed this dead roach in four or five weeks, perhaps not.