Crappy Day

Ya get up outta bed Pick what to wear Brush your teeth In the mirror you stare Get the kids moving Whining all the way This is just the start Of my crappy day Trip over the dog Run into the wall Stub your big toe Swollen and all Run out of hot water Shampoo in your hair The cat pees on What you were suppose to wear Get to the truck A flat tire no less Dig out the jack Now, black on my dress On the highway Listening to some pop Pretty lights behind me It's a cop Bat my eyelashes He let's me walk Get to work late Here comes the boss for a talk It's only 8 in the morning I'm ready for a nap The rest of the day Was the same 'ol crap!