Cowboys Don'T Wear Crocs

Although there be some debatin’ ‘Bout if ol’ cowboys wear socks— I can tell you fer a dern fact, That true cowboys don’t wear Crocs. They just don’t fit a stirrup right, And bright colors scare the stock— I’ll sure nuff shoot the first cowboy I see wearin’ a new Croc! Oh, we talk of Old West legends Like our Jesses’ and Hickoks— But I hope I never do see Cowboys herdin’ in their Crocs! And when that great cattle Master Lays me low beneath the rocks— Just make sure I’m wearin’ my boots And not a pair of them Crocs!