Country Court (Adult Humor)

The judge had slammed his gavel To quiet the noisy crowd For when the man had risen The room got way too loud The sentence must be handed To satisfy the crime So now the man is fated To give ten years of time It seems the pig he’d stolen Belonged ole Deke Brown He is the biggest drunk In this God forsaken town Deke Brown in fact was married For twenty years this day But forgot to get a present For his mind had slipped away See, now his wife is ornery And wants someone to pay So the man who stole the pig Will soon now rue the day His punishment is ten years Yet, not in jail, do tell He must now do her bidding Looks like ten years now in hell For Ole Ms Brown’s a biggun And has her own pig ways She just ain’t that particular Of the men with whom she lays So now this suffering convict Was doomed as verdict read For truth be known, the pig he stole Was the one who shared her bed His ten years now of prison Starts on the day the Browns wed While Mr Brown gets drunk again The convict’s there in bed