Christmas With Honey
Honey, it's almost Christmas
and you're such a slacker
do I have to call Nicky
to give me an answer.
The elves are so antsy
to hear the bells ring.
Honey, it's only money
did You buy Me some Bling?
So, a nice Rolex
Diamonds and platinum.
You know I like ice
To keep me in fashion.
OOh, a Spotted Wombat
cute furry little thing.
I could fit it in my mink
When we hear the elves sing.
Maybe a Maserati
shade passion punch.
I could drive it to Shasha's
for breakfast or brunch...
Inspired by Eartha Kitt
Santa Baby.
Copyright © R J. Elless | Year Posted 2022
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