Cave Man Date

Caveman preps for dating female mates As he puts on fresh skins and pelts Caught that day since everything was free Oil from animal musk still ooze from pores (To allure the delicate gender favors) Killing prey is not exactly PETA friendly ASPCA might have something to say Millions of years hence so not to worry Cave men speak Ugh which is short for ugly He is going clubbing with his handy stick Nowhere near Fifth Avenue I'm sure A not so delicate creature blinks at him Smiles from the bush with perceived approval One bonk on the head is all it takes He drags her by the dirty knotted hair Back to his cave to live forever more As husband and wife in ancient splendor Life was simpler back then