Cat the Dog

Cat is a good old dog But sometimes he cases my hogs Cat has been around for a long time I miss the days when he was in his prime He used to kill squirels and sometimes my cats But now he just rips up all my hats But hes a good old pup His back has a big old hump He stinks pretty bad And he broke his leg just a tad He completely broke his leg off Cat smells so bad sometimes he makes me cough He only has one ear And i don't even think he can hear Sometimes he runs out of water so i just give him some beer last time i did that he ran right into the wall A cop seen what i did and said it was against he law Sometimes i get bored and step on his paw But when I'm asleep he gets me back by chewing on my foot until its raw Cat is so old he cant barely even walk down the hall The other day he punched me in the face So i chocked him out with my shoe lace Me and cat don't get along anymore I'm sick and tired of him making my feet sore He keeps chewing my feet until they hurt at the core I tried buying him a chew toy but he just punches me in the face. I should've never bought him that weight set Cat isn't any ordinary pet Hes acted strange ever since we first met Hes probably some odd breed i bet One time he even flew my friends jet And when we go fishing he monitors the fishing net I tried taking him to the vet But when i came back he knocked out the groomer I even tried taking him to a pacers game but he choked out boomer I'm starting to think that cat isn't a very good fella If you give him a chance he will try to kill ya I don't know why cat is so mean whenever i give him a bath he makes a big scene Sometimes i catch him smoking a cigar I even lost him and found him drunk at the bar He's had a good life One time he stabbed me with a knife I swear that dog needs a wife Then maybe he'd be more nice I wish someone would give him some advice Oh i forgot to tell you cat carries lice And i found he was the one that stole my chicken leg I was so mad at him i sent him to my friend meg I couldn't look at him for a week I probably looked like a geek But i couldn't believe he betrayed me I was so mad i punched him up against a tree Hes out to get me cant you see? Hes so strong one time he beat up Bruce Lee And then Cat broke my back over his knee I couldn't walk for a few days I was so mad i threw him in a tank of sting rays I bet he can get me back in many ways But i swear he'll pay So he better watch himself okay? Cat isnt a good dog