Can You Explain This To Me?
maybe I'm missing some logic here
or I'm just not in good tune
cause another puzzle hits me
you'll hear it all to soon
I'm watching TV and,
Guiseppe Franco then comes on
explaining how this hair tonic
sold on TV for 20 bucks
is the same thing he charges stars
600 dollars, this brings me yucks!
first of all, this hollywood hair legend
sprouts hair that makes me go Ugh!
it looks as though this idiot
stuck his finger in an electric plug!
but even more to bewilder
what kind of wisdom has he
to brag about how he rips off stars
on national TV!
what star who saw this spot
and paid 600 too
has now got to know he's not
as smart as a donkey in a zoo!
so if you really want
your business to fail fast
just call Guiseppe Franco
and put him in your cast!
the phrase "what was he thinking?"
surely comes to mind
a better example of a fool
would be very hard to find!
Copyright © Tom Bell | Year Posted 2007
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