Camel Back Straw Broken Into 2

Gimme your best shot Why the hell not And let the both of us Play an unfriendly game Of pick up Camel Straw's and stick's And the winner Is or will be decided By whomever Break's as many backs As either you or I Or at very least Failing that Gets the most backs up And being it's a Camel It sure as hell Has to be at very least More than the very minimum of 2 Otherwise what's the use We may just as well Play Water V Sand And see who eventually makes it Out of the desert Full of sand Onto beach sand And then we can quibble And compare Sand V Sand As we die of thirst As neither of us Can drink or survive On salt water Proving the point The only thing 2 stupid people Will ever agree on Is when And after That are both Dead The other may have in fact had A valid point But saying and admitting that Got your nose out of joint So ouch so You had to ram home your point