Bootylicious

You are the female whose perfectly stacked You should wear a sign that reads MAY CAUSE HEART ATTACKS Pay no mind to what other women say Women have their men neutered, keeping them at bey You never fall for those smooth pick up lines You would be in prison, if a smokin' body was a crime Your last name is Parker, with a circle not so vicious You get the highest rating of bootylicious I am Sherlock Holmes, so give me a clue A hint of how I can get next to you If a genie granted me three wishes I only want one, I want to experience bootylicious Just the look from your eyes put men at your beckon call Every room should be filled with bootylicious from wall to wall If they could design a computer using you, there would be no glitches You would be the mainframe, the nerve center of bootylicious Bootylicious is in all women out there Go on men, check them out, take a long stare The walk, the talk, the strut and the look Your story is all true, a non-fiction book As you men stand at the kitchen sink while washing the dishes Look out the window, you'll spot bootylicious