Blind Date

George IV requested brandy the first time he beheld her horrified at the sight of she who was to be his bride Neither of them demanded a drink so I couldn't be nearly as ugly as poor Caroline of Brunswick They wouldn’t have had time to finish it anyway both receiving word of a dire crisis they had to deal with right away so soon after their separate arrivals on different days months apart Deja vu Apologizing profusely before striding out the door never to be heard from more Quite a coincidence, don’t you think? It must be bad luck to agree to go on a blind date with me