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Bless Yo Heart

fo'give me my suthern dialektic, us po folk dont take de trash out much down here Dem rashnul boys shure fixate on dat suthern *ss, seem not to care 'bout big or small or lad or lass. De reason fo dis fasinashun seems unclear; dat’s not da way strait thinkin folk do talk 'round here. We’d likely vite ya over to our dubble-wide, but we got backhoes when we need a body hide. We hates to see ya talkin bad about de Lawd, we hope ya meet before ya coved up wid sod. So mebbe lay off all dem jokes 'bout kissing kin, and we won’t all be sayin, 'bless yo heart' agin.

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Date: 5/2/2022 12:27:00 PM
Very clever, Jeff. The epitome of hyperbole! Although, I must admit, I've heard a few in my lifetime. Shur 'nuff.
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