Blended Family Recipe

Put a man who is wholesome into a mixing pan. Combine one loving woman and blend well with the man. Add the children of the man, and the woman’s children too. Mix them all together as you would a pot of stew. You’ll want to add some patience. It will help the taste a lot. If you’re not sure how much, just throw in all you’ve got. Then, six cups of sweetener and fourteen cups of love. Sprinkle in some blessings from the heavens high above. When the mixture is complete with great joy you will see, the creation of an awesome, loving blended family.