Bed Battle

Sweet dreams and I love you It starts so simple and pure and then before you know it, you're in a full fledged war Honey you're on my side Could you scootch over just a little? Well sweetie-pie I tried, but you're laying in the middle Please don't wake me if I mumble I was asleep for goodness sake If I wanted a real conversation I would have stayed awake Now you're starting to snore You've stolen all my cover I can't take this anymore You, with my pillow, I'll smother Now that I finally drifted asleep Rudely, I've been awakened Was that kick an accident, or were you really fakin'? I'm tired of not getting sleep I fear danger in the future looms Because I'm past wanting separate beds, I want separate rooms!