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hey buddy, I have to tell you, you stink just like rat pooh! raw effluent smells so much better! I wear a gas mask so I can breathe around you, to say your dirty would be complementary, I hear you work in a mortuary, ain't that where all the dead heads hang out? you, your head, you nutter! get back to where you belong, back in de gutter! did I use to call you bro? a mistake, now I know! I need fresh air gotta go! before I do I bought you a bar of soap, no, not to eat man, you on dope? a word you do not know, 'wash' now, now don't get violent put away that cosh! go have a bath, with the soap use wire wool, might stop you looking dull. if you struggle, go get your brother, no, not me, I'm no your bro, a few lines back, I told you so. right now I have to git, when I get back I'll probably find that you have shrunk. that's if you managed to shift ten years of gunk! In case you do, I'll bring a shovel, cos ain't that wot you do best? shovelling pooh, ten years of mess, and the rest! catch yuh later, got to go going to meet your sister!
05/17/18 8 Mile Style Poetry Contest sponsored by Nick Trim

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Date: 6/24/2018 9:36:00 AM
Congratulations on your win! :)
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Mick Talbot
Date: 6/24/2018 10:14:00 AM
Thank you, Susan. Mick
Date: 6/24/2018 6:19:00 AM
A fun rant, Mick. I hope the sister is cleaner. LOL Congrats on your win.
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Mick Talbot
Date: 6/24/2018 7:50:00 AM
Haha, that was pure fiction, in life, I do have a female addiction, but only one, my wife, with no restrictions ;-) Thanks Line, Mick
Date: 6/23/2018 8:03:00 PM
CONGRATS on your win, Mick! Janice
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Mick Talbot
Date: 6/24/2018 5:28:00 AM
Thanks, Janice, appreciated. Mick
Date: 6/23/2018 8:03:00 AM
You got down an dirty, congrats on your win.
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Mick Talbot
Date: 6/23/2018 8:42:00 AM
Thanks, Richard. Mick
Date: 6/23/2018 6:59:00 AM
Congratulations, Mick, on your win! I enjoyed this witty rap! Well done, Homie! Hugs. Pandita
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Mick Talbot
Date: 6/23/2018 8:40:00 AM
Many thanks, Pandita, appreciated. Mick
Date: 5/17/2018 3:18:00 PM
The battle is on...nice one Mick...best of luck...^WW^
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Mick Talbot
Date: 5/17/2018 6:45:00 PM
Ha! Challenge accepted, gona check you out, just to see if ya got the clout. If you are in it you best bin it, cos ya know I'm gona win it. No use shouting, your gana git a roasting. Take heed I'm not boasting. ...... Couldn't resist, best of luck to you too! Mick

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