Bamboozling Our Children

We decided on hand signals.
They got sillier each day.
Pretending to speak to each other.
Stroking our imaginary beards.

Sometimes we cawed or tweeted.
It drove our children bananas.
We did this in self-defense.
It frustrated them, causing them to leave.

It was the only way we could talk.
Have adult conversation
Without being interrupted
by our children.

Sure, they pout a bit,
but within ten minutes most of them are back.
So, it doesn’t permanently traumatize them.
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Date: 1/12/2022 9:27:00 AM
Amazingly effective, I think. I can recall doing that when our children were small.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/12/2022 11:15:00 PM
You have to do what you have to do!
Date: 1/11/2022 7:54:00 PM
Lol..stroking our imaginary beards! Good one!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/12/2022 11:15:00 PM
We still do that and we say "the beard knows" - our children scream when we do it.
Date: 1/11/2022 6:07:00 PM
Good training for a 3rd base coach, I'd say. Then you can make money for 'bamboozling' the opposition. (Love that word!) Smiles, Gershon
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/12/2022 11:15:00 PM
I don't want to be a coach ever again - I coached girls soccer.
Date: 1/11/2022 4:54:00 PM
Oh boy, well, if it was fun.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/12/2022 11:16:00 PM
It surely was. And it got them out of the room. That was the main goal.
Date: 1/11/2022 8:13:00 AM
It sounds like a "living emoji dance"....
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/11/2022 1:07:00 PM
This is what it used to be. It doesn't work on them any more But now they are doing it to their own children.
Date: 1/10/2022 9:42:00 PM
Waved our hands, blinked, nodded, coughed, winked. That language is endless. Loved this, Thank you, Caren.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 1/11/2022 1:07:00 PM
Thank you Shirley
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