Bad Childrens Storys
humpty dumpty sat on a wall
when he knew his big butt was going to fall
why did he even get up there at all
a round guy on a tiny ledge
so he fell off and crack his head
now humpty dumpty is just scrambled eggs
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of ,yea right
that boy did;nt follow her just for water that night
i think he cause they had a fight
you know what it sounds like to me
like he was just working on a strategry
another little love story ending up in tradergdy
old mother hubbard went to the cubbard to get her poor dog a bone
now why did she go there knowing her cubbards were bare
and she didnt have any food of her own
instead of wasting time looking on the shelf
she should let the dog go and fend for himself
but my favorite is the three little pigs
now here a story that i can really dig
even though the big bad wolf blew thier house down
those little pigs still stood their ground
kinda like red riding hood did
when that wolf tried to diguise himself
in her grandmothers wig
we tell these story to our kids
just like our parents and their parents did
we add our own words in from time to time
putting a whole new view on nursery rymes
as we lose ourself in the stories we often wonder why
because we know in real life fairy tales are just a lie
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