Bad Childrens Storys

humpty dumpty sat on a wall when he knew his big butt was going to fall why did he even get up there at all a round guy on a tiny ledge so he fell off and crack his head now humpty dumpty is just scrambled eggs jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of ,yea right that boy did;nt follow her just for water that night i think he cause they had a fight you know what it sounds like to me like he was just working on a strategry another little love story ending up in tradergdy old mother hubbard went to the cubbard to get her poor dog a bone now why did she go there knowing her cubbards were bare and she didnt have any food of her own instead of wasting time looking on the shelf she should let the dog go and fend for himself but my favorite is the three little pigs now here a story that i can really dig even though the big bad wolf blew thier house down those little pigs still stood their ground kinda like red riding hood did when that wolf tried to diguise himself in her grandmothers wig we tell these story to our kids just like our parents and their parents did we add our own words in from time to time putting a whole new view on nursery rymes as we lose ourself in the stories we often wonder why because we know in real life fairy tales are just a lie