Aye Miss the Trials and Tribulations of Expectant Fatherhood

no emotionally ecstatic experience compares to the seminal instance whence spermatozoa (from profuse ejaculation) beget the miraculous propensity to procreate despite the steep odds female fertility fosters potential impregnation fusing the hereditary debt of feral, fiery, fomenting friskiness fueling fancy free footloose fornication prior to seminal fertilization union sans ova doth induce fret full ness in tandem with diametrically opposed exultant sensations (biologically, embryonically, microscopically, et cetera) seismic shocks inject when deliberate intent arises to disregard applying prophylactics choice plying reproductive roulette let which analogous fruitful uterine plain bastes the "cooking" egg omelette which impregnation upends cessation of "self" first and foremost asper desire to breed wrenching role of "me" as operative of webbed world de jure upon consummating that most miraculous deed necessitating yet for the fecund female relief from messy menstrual cycle she becomes temporarily freed that perhaps a novitiate (or even a gal practiced in the euphoric family, she instinctually abides prenatal signals that heed without feeling debased, harangued, lectured pedagogical, polemical, puritanical, et cetera blast assessing copulation enjoyed gloriously, ineluctably, kinesthetically lectured by elder, especially cast in thee reel life drama, that nine months til offspring utters initial whimper elapses exceptionally fast emitting a radiant golden halo wishing to bottle confluence of hormonal secretions last ideally fully awake to the birthing process, when juiced the first stage of maternity past cuz every moment thee inconsolably (perhaps colicky infant) gets first dibs to suckle, which round the clock nursing consumes moments many vast.