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Another One For the Road

Okay I am going to write another funny poem
then I will call it a night
Bed time
Is there sofa time
Recliner time?
Why?
I am in them more than I am in bed
Do you like twins?
I just love twins
Especially when they are identical
How fun
Just think all the fun they can have 
pretending to be the other twin
No - not my evil twin
Do you remember your high school days?
Why don't people remember their college days?
Why? There is no life after high school?
Not
I feel a tremendous admiration for people
who work outside in the heat
It takes a different breed - the hardy kind
I like people who work with their hands
Just think - what do we do without them?
Somebody has to do it
People are all good for something
At what?  Only they know
God knows what He is doing
What is your favorite decade?
Mine is the 80's
Why?
I remember and know all the songs
The hairdo's, the clothes
Now I don't even know anything
I was watching the show about "tiny houses"
Do people actually live in there?
I think they would be in cabin fever in a few weeks
Stuck in those little things
But I think it would be kinda fun
But what can you do?
You can have sex all day
That's all you can do
What can you do?
But I feel for them 
I got it
The liberty, the freedom, the room
I can never be a good car saleswoman
As I would feel for them
I would feel funny if I am taking somebody out for a ride
You know what I mean?
Car salesman loves me
He knows me by my name
Go to the same one every time
I know he is making money out of me
But do I care?
Service, man
Service
That's what it's all about
Service - what kind of service?
Lol
I like him
That's what it's all about
Just kidding
Do we all want the same things?
Yeah why?
So boring
Why do you want the same things I want
And why I you?
Get away, would you?
Next thing I know you want that too
What is that?
I miss my pastor
He went on to be with the Lord
I remember how he used to preach
Still like it was yesterday
God calls people home when their work on earth is done
Do you believe it?
I do
Why else do you explain that our church building just got finished
And he went home?
Anyhow run will ya - until you can't run no more
Then you can walk or crawl...home
Do God give people gifts?
Why?
So they can enjoy themselves
or they can share?
Don't be a gift stingers
Give - give the gifts that keep on giving
What is that?
What are they?
Any gifts God gave you 
You can give
Just remember that
But don't go about giving me your piece of mind
That - you can keep to yourself - hehe
I love to party
Don't know why
I just love to have people come over and cook for them
And I don't even cook for me!
I saw the commercial for paper plates and cups
It said "remember when social means something?"
Yeah I remember - thought it still do
I am not too much a Facebook person
Don't want the whole world to know
what I am doing 
Why?
I don't want you to know my every move
If I do, I will get a bodyguard for that
But even then I don't
Ha I will be on vacation in a week
Come clean my house
I will be in the Bahamas 
Come live in my house
I will be in wherever
Do you need anything else?
No thank you
Just kidding
I like Facebook
I just don't share
Me
Thought you said you are the giver?
Yeah giver - not sharer
I do not share
Never did, never will
That's it for now
I am going to bed
Ciao

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