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Angry Portland Vegans

they are green anarchist who listen to national public radio along with pseudo punk rock chick bands. they are angry and i am pretty sure they killed jesus. they have names like ryan and ashley and in the fourth grade they kicked me in the nuts and left me on the ground at recess. these angry vegans also like to chew on organic vanilla granola they buy at the local new seasons store. going outside afterwards to chain smoke and give me dirty looks.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 1/7/2010 10:04:00 AM
you are very good i love this poem and screw those vegans for doing that to u!
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Date: 1/6/2010 11:33:00 PM
Wow, this poem is so hilarious, from title to end. I love this.
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