And the Road Begins?

Mornings are dreadful time in life unless waking beside gorgeous woman hopefully 
a not married one  husbans can be such a downer.
And when ya wake to a warm beautiful creature by your side.
And the first thought that comes to your mind is i wonder whats for breakfest.

Then ya probaly cant read the menu to start with and desserve 
to have a oversized weight lifter re arrange your ribs.

Im a southern man once means several things  non of which means im normal.
And this morning finds my yerning for a trip and widespread  mischief.
My amigo had vanished after are trip south of the boarder I remember saying 
to myself as i watched him  running naked across the dessert  being chased 
by the flying monkeys  he was surley seeing after his consumption of a foreign substance 

There goes a fine american.

I would have ran after him  but  but i didnt want thoose things to turn there attention to me 
I herd they had a thing for southern  actscents.
And theres nothing  worse than a bunch of horney flying monkeys trust me 
Ive delt with this problem  befor.

and being it was happy hour i knew my slightly insane amigo would understand 
in all his naked glory.
Besides  I left him some sneakers  and a sixpack.
And kept his credit card for safe keeping.

Naked men have no place to keep credit cards and I figured he was in no state to handle 
money.

So as i sit  behind  the wheel  ready to to get lost in the madness of fast food and
  the ant hill of insanity that is wall mart i turn my thoughts to vegas.
For where would a lost nude slightly insane person  run to and feel at home.

I had turn the music up to drown out the sound of whoever was in the trunk.
I figured if i had put sombody in there  in a drunken moment.
It had to be for a good reason.

And so with slightly hungover mindset are road begins.
and so with that do the games also.
And i figured hanging around with a cops wife wasnt the smartest idea.
That and im allergic to bullets.

My muse and 16 year old spirtiual advisor had phoned me to say that.
I probaly needed to Invest in the spirt of Jack Daniels  today.
And hey she had went to church more than once  so who was I to argue.

With a five five spitfire by the name of tinker.
so with A unknown companion in the trunk not helping my hangover i was off
to the races  Untill next time kiddies. 
Adios and im off to find my amigo.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2009


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Date: 10/18/2009 2:39:00 PM
me friend me irish brother we will raise our glasses and drink our pints till we fall down.
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Date: 9/29/2009 9:32:00 AM
thank you for the laugh. your friggin insane john lol. but hey i dont know if i could say no to mr, john daniells xD .... i love this funny one. xoxo Rain. P.s. do us a favor, stay allergic to bullets ^^
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Date: 9/29/2009 4:38:00 AM
Thank you for sharing your humorous side with us today John. Splendid writing my friend. Love, Carol
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Date: 9/28/2009 1:56:00 PM
I sent you mail John.
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Date: 9/28/2009 6:56:00 AM
an interesting tale you tell cant stop laughing on this one. thanks you for the adventure.............love always kate
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Date: 9/28/2009 6:35:00 AM
this sweet story made me smile,and you invested in the spirit of Jack Daniels--HHHAAHHA,i love this poem,funny indeedand you figured you shouldnt hang around witjh a cops wife cos you re allergic to bullets:),thanks for making my day a nice one with this excellent write,to my fav-Charma
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