And the Road Begins?

Mornings are dreadful time in life unless waking beside gorgeous woman hopefully a not married one husbans can be such a downer. And when ya wake to a warm beautiful creature by your side. And the first thought that comes to your mind is i wonder whats for breakfest. Then ya probaly cant read the menu to start with and desserve to have a oversized weight lifter re arrange your ribs. Im a southern man once means several things non of which means im normal. And this morning finds my yerning for a trip and widespread mischief. My amigo had vanished after are trip south of the boarder I remember saying to myself as i watched him running naked across the dessert being chased by the flying monkeys he was surley seeing after his consumption of a foreign substance There goes a fine american. I would have ran after him but but i didnt want thoose things to turn there attention to me I herd they had a thing for southern actscents. And theres nothing worse than a bunch of horney flying monkeys trust me Ive delt with this problem befor. and being it was happy hour i knew my slightly insane amigo would understand in all his naked glory. Besides I left him some sneakers and a sixpack. And kept his credit card for safe keeping. Naked men have no place to keep credit cards and I figured he was in no state to handle money. So as i sit behind the wheel ready to to get lost in the madness of fast food and the ant hill of insanity that is wall mart i turn my thoughts to vegas. For where would a lost nude slightly insane person run to and feel at home. I had turn the music up to drown out the sound of whoever was in the trunk. I figured if i had put sombody in there in a drunken moment. It had to be for a good reason. And so with slightly hungover mindset are road begins. and so with that do the games also. And i figured hanging around with a cops wife wasnt the smartest idea. That and im allergic to bullets. My muse and 16 year old spirtiual advisor had phoned me to say that. I probaly needed to Invest in the spirt of Jack Daniels today. And hey she had went to church more than once so who was I to argue. With a five five spitfire by the name of tinker. so with A unknown companion in the trunk not helping my hangover i was off to the races Untill next time kiddies. Adios and im off to find my amigo.