An Analytical Observation Into the Causation of Earthquakes

Firstly, one has to take into account their scientific peers’ remarks, As to the likely cause of how an Earthquake starts. Some forums say it is caused by the shift in tectonic plates, Others seem to doubt, seem to hesitate. Some believe a government conspiracy of a machine that causes the devastation, Their conspiracy being at the cost of the suffering of another nation. The layman believe, if all the people in China, at the same time jump, It would cause worldwide earthquakes as their feet come down with a thump. Nevertheless, to conduct such a feat would be a difficult task Therefore it has never been tested and is considered a farce I have read the theories from all these schools of thought, And collated the facts that backs my theory which is now widely taught. Take some time to cogitate the facts Sit back and take the time to chew on the fat You will see the simplicity in my theory And say to your self it’s all true how eerie The Earthquakes are caused by, you guessed it me and you From the sexual experiences we all go through Example: “I felt the Earth move, how was it for you?” And she would say “I felt it tremble and saw fireworks too” Or: I saw Jane today, you know, the one that makes me go weak by the knees She’s a real knee trembler a real sex tease Now imagine these experiences on a grand scale, No think bigger than me misses; I know she’s bigger than a whale They say there is a couple having naughties every second of the day That’s many earth moving experiences I have to say These minor trembles are absorbed by the earths crust from these sensations That occur in every town, country, and among diverse nations So when you lie in bed savouring the tasty aftermath Before you decide to take a bath When you think how he or she made you feel the earth move You have contributed to the making of earthquakes and there’s the proof. Good night