An Analytical Observation Into the Causation of Earthquakes

Firstly, one has to take into account their scientific peers’ remarks,
As to the likely cause of how an Earthquake starts.
Some forums say it is caused by the shift in tectonic plates,
Others seem to doubt, seem to hesitate.
Some believe a government conspiracy of a machine that causes the devastation,
Their conspiracy being at the cost of the suffering of another nation.

The layman believe, if all the people in China, at the same time jump,
It would cause worldwide earthquakes as their feet come down with a thump.
Nevertheless, to conduct such a feat would be a difficult task
Therefore it has never been tested and is considered a farce

I have read the theories from all these schools of thought,
And collated the facts that backs my theory which is now widely taught.

Take some time to cogitate the facts
Sit back and take the time to chew on the fat
You will see the simplicity in my theory
And say to your self it’s all true how eerie

The Earthquakes are caused by, you guessed it me and you
From the sexual experiences we all go through 

Example:

“I felt the Earth move, how was it for you?”
And she would say “I felt it tremble and saw fireworks too”

Or:
I saw Jane today, you know, the one that makes me go weak by the knees
She’s a real knee trembler a real sex tease 

Now imagine these experiences on a grand scale,
No think bigger than me misses; I know she’s bigger than a whale
They say there is a couple having naughties every second of the day
That’s many earth moving experiences I have to say 
These minor trembles are absorbed by the earths crust from these sensations
That occur in every town, country, and among diverse nations

So when you lie in bed savouring the tasty aftermath
Before you decide to take a bath
When you think how he or she made you feel the earth move
You have contributed to the making of earthquakes and there’s the proof.

Good night
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011


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Date: 4/11/2011 1:19:00 AM
lol Sidney, I would love to delve into your witty brain and see where all these little ideas come to live.. Awesome and thanks for adding smiles to my Monday.. love W :) x
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Date: 4/10/2011 6:04:00 PM
Dynamic Dynamite Sid my friend.. earthquakes from our sexual experiences.. never thought of that.. I guess I am a guilty contributor.haha.. and proud to say I did my part.. or should I be luv??? what an awesome deduction luv.. this is classic and unique..so happy to hear from u my luv..
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Date: 4/10/2011 5:38:00 PM
you blew me away.....hehe could be revelation!!
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Date: 4/10/2011 5:25:00 PM
That's awesome ! That's all I have to say... AWESOME !!
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