All True Honest

I took my fish for a walk Then suddenly it just died. I always tell the truth you see, I'm sorry if I lied. I got a dog to replace the fish, We both sat down and cried, When the cat,ate the fish With chips on the side. Off I went to the butcher's shop To get my dog a bone, When I got back,he was sat on my chair, Playing on his phone. Then the cat came through the flap, The dog was like a rocket. He just had time to Don his coat, And put his phone back in his pocket. 12/9/2021 Nonsense rhyme Sponsored by Charles Messina