Alarmed

Ding The dryer just went off I swear the timer just said 10 more minutes Time to put my happy face on And leave for work Don’t forget to brush your gums With fluoride issued toothpaste and Wipe your butt with bleached trees Made in some Chinese factory Time to exit your box shaped cage Made from plaster and trees Open the door of your dinosaur recycler and Ding, Ding, Ding The car screams with the door open Your already at work I swear that drive was at least 20 minutes But just as you open the door of the office factory Your boss dressed in a black latex suite Walks out with a wip and a latte and he slaps your ass And you smile and thank him With your happy face on Ding Oh Won’t you look at that Is it lunch already? I swear I had Ding Oh Dang What a day Time to stop pushing paper made from trees And start getting ready for my trip home Into my gas guzzler I go Seat Belt made in China on Happyface can come off And the day can begin I can’t wait to get home and stretch my toes and Ding Dong Pizza guys here I forgot cash, how am I supposed to tip the pizza guy? Ding Dong One second You yell Ding Dong in your hand Your jacking off to some chick who’s body is Shaped like an hourglass By some guy with a massive cock And you just wish your little rooster crowed like his did But her Butt looks like a tomato and oh OH A slice of pizza drips onto the floor DAMN That sure felt Ding.. Ding.. Ding.. It’s your 5:30 am alarm You wake up, pants half down Pizza sauce on your forehead Dick smells like cheese You throw your cum stained shirt into the washer While you get yourself some coffee beans made in Argentina and Ding Time for the dryer As you sip on your black coffee In the shower Ding The dryer just went off I swear the timer just said 10 more minutes Time to put my happy face on And leave for work