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Alarmed

Ding
The dryer just went off
I swear the timer just said 10 more minutes
Time to put my happy face on
And leave for work

Don’t forget to brush your gums
With fluoride issued toothpaste and
Wipe your butt with bleached trees
Made in some Chinese factory

Time to exit your box shaped cage
Made from plaster and trees
Open the door of your dinosaur recycler
and 

Ding, Ding, Ding
The car screams with the door open
Your already at work

I swear that drive was at least 20 minutes
But just as you open the door of the office factory
Your boss dressed in a black latex suite
Walks out with a wip and a latte

and he slaps your ass
And you smile and thank him
With your happy face on

Ding 
Oh
Won’t you look at that
Is it lunch already? 
I swear I had

Ding
Oh Dang
What a day
Time to stop pushing paper made from trees
And start getting ready for my trip home

Into my gas guzzler I go
Seat Belt made in China on
Happyface can come off
And the day can begin
I can’t wait to get home and stretch my toes and

Ding Dong
Pizza guys here

I forgot cash, how am I supposed to tip the pizza guy?

Ding Dong
One second
You yell
Ding

Dong in your hand
Your jacking off to some chick who’s body is 
Shaped like an hourglass
By some guy with a massive cock
And you just wish your little rooster crowed like his did
But her Butt looks like a tomato and oh
OH

A slice of pizza drips onto the floor
DAMN
That sure felt

Ding.. Ding.. Ding..
It’s your 5:30 am alarm
You wake up, pants half down
Pizza sauce on your forehead
Dick smells like cheese

You throw your cum stained shirt into the washer
While you get yourself some coffee beans made in Argentina
and

Ding
Time for the dryer
As you sip on your black coffee
In the shower

Ding
The dryer just went off
I swear the timer just said 10 more minutes
Time to put my happy face on
And leave for work

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