Advice For Ladies About Men

( By a disgruntled one ) You can only change a man when he is still wearing nappies. It is a life time’s work to try and make a man happy. When your boy friend walks out on you, quickly shut the door, Best thing that could happen to you, that’s sure. Love is blind, marriage will enable you to clearly see, What he is really like, hope you will have few regrets, and will be happy. If he asks you what sort of books you like?, tell him cheque books, Can be more comforting than his sex and good looks. When you want a job done, and he won’t do it, Tell him he is too old, he will as it is his pride you have hit. Having a sense of humour, at his jokes you must sit and laugh, When you tell your jokes it will be his time to bath. He vows he will love you forever and ever, When he fancies a bit of skirt, his relationship with you he will quickly sever. Why do ladies marry men at all? Because there is no other choice, If they want to have a family and hear their children’s happy voice.